Butterscotching the Caterwauls

Except at night, when he treats me like the naughty girl I am.

Anyway - tidy bedroom and books everywhere.
Sounds contradictory! But crazy! I now have to write about you know. Depression. Crying on cue.
Or alternatively I could pretend I don't take three-quarters of my subjects and study maths and legal studies?
A third option being going to sleep. But 12:16 AM?
I think not!
Waking up at seven tomorrow morning should be omnipresent in my mind right now but the only omnipresence is needing to pee. Feels like I'm pregnant!

You know. From the literature. Not because I know what it feels like. That would be surprising. The acoustics of my house are so bad that you can hear my television a floor above in a separate room with all the doors closed.
So basically my parents are on close terms with the entire cast of Friends, Buffy, Angel, Scrubs, The IT Crowd, My Family, Boosh, Gossip Girl, Doctor Who, Torchwood. .. I could continue..

But instead, let me sign off with a few Why?s

Youtube Fanvideos (Story and Music)
Actually having to tidy up the mess you leave behind you in a snail-like residue trail
Ikea on a Sunday
Public Holiday Surcharge
When Remote Controls Run out of Battery
Overnight Mouthwash tasting like licking those people on Doctor Who who had every disease ever (again, not from experience)
Shiny, glittery, homemade things
Not having any money
Not having done any schoolwork for six weeks
Also not knowing enough of any other language to have a witty exit-remark like "Lieben" or "Pampelmousse"




Don't really care about the last one though it sounds horrible. To vengeance!